OhMiSex
Posted on July 28th, 2007. Filed under: Daily.I’m going to be upfront right now. No pretensions, I feel like I want to let it out. We all need sex. I need sex. Hahahaha. Dayum. I’ve been really fascinated on how some bloggers are so open about sex in their blog. Think Jhed, Skye, Shari and Amanda. It’s amazing how sex comes out so easily from their keyboards. Whattaaaa!
So anyway, something Fruityoaty and Shari blogged about not super long ago really caught my attention. Heck, even one of the girls over at Feel Good sent me an e-mail about it, probably because of the excitement I showed in the comments:
Kat wrote:
Hi there,
The OHMIBOD is available in the Phils in case your seriously interested! Check
out Feelgood.com.ph
Great website! Nothing crass, just all class!! =)
Who doesn’t want to get their hands on this? I know I do. It’s so pretty and so beautiful and so yummeh!
It’s just unfortunate they don’t sell it here in Jakarta (as far as I know). Even though I would by far prefer the real thing rather than a sex toy, still it doesn’t hurt to have one these right? Maybe hurt a little in the pockets? Let’s see. It costs about USD69, in which I’d contemplate on rather buying a shoe or that. However if I had that money, I wouldn’t hesitate anymore. The problem is just HOW to obtain it without stirring buzz from the others, specifically family (my friends would squeal over it I’m sure). I wouldn’t really tell the mother because then I’d have to spend hours and hours trying to explain its features and how it works and to tell ya, that wouldn’t really give a nice feeling to my embarrassment-factor wouldn’t it?
When I was in Singapore a few weeks ago, a good friend (Bff’s boyfriend to be exact) and I, strolled around the streets of Orchard around midnight just to check things out and see if there were still any open shops. If you’ve been to Orchard, then you’d be VERY familiar with that Condom Shop in Lucky Plaza where they sell all kinds of nifty sex stuff and different kinds of condoms etc etc. I wanted to purchase one toy for myself, too bad the shop was closed, it was midnight after all. So what do I do now? Just drool over the ever yummeh OhMiBod? I mean look at it! I’m so close to salivating. I don’t want to give TMI about my usage because that is just not cool. It all just comes down to my fascination of the said product.
I’ll just point this out for now, my Hugo is always ready for an OhMiBod. Yizzerrrrr. I’m sure you know my Hugo. *winks* OMG, there’s another one called Boditalk! Perfect for my RazR. *slurp* For Christmas perhaps my Santa?
July 28th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
o noes! si juigy lumipat na sa dark side!! hahahah
July 28th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
What, just one toy? I’ve said this on a forum before - I recommend at least one rabbit, one clit stub, and one butterfly for the full range of orgasmic works in stimulators. Trust me.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hehehe! now that does it vibrate accordingly to the beat of the music? and do they have the spikey version? LOLX
hehe i wonder if fleshlite would have a similar version.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
LOL.
Well, honestly no interest [in sex, buaha] here.
But I have read about this! Hahaha!
July 28th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Ah, teenagers! Nothing but a wild bunch of hormonal time bombs! LOLOLX!
July 28th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Talamasca: And this is coming from the one who wrote about Sexster! Hahaha
July 28th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
*scratches head* Okaaay. I’ve read about these kind of things and I was just well…surprised (I substituted that word with ’shocked’. *winks*) that you posted something like this. La lang. Just did not expect it from you.
But then, maybe you could contact somebody who would get this thing from the Phils if you really, really want it and would send it to you. LOL. Just, ah, think of something. That is, if you really want it!
July 28th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Ooh, I’ve got special mention! The product looks delicious, I might ask my boyfriend to buy me one since he’s contemplating on buying another sex toy… YET AGAIN!
July 28th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
It looks huge but i always prefer the real thing hehehehehe
July 28th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
You can definitely talk about sex anytime you want to Juice! Hehe!
July 28th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Skye: Lucky!! I’ll ask one of my guys too and see his reaction hahaha.
Chase: Of course, nothing beats the real thing
Jigs: Expect more soon! I’m beginning to loosen up writing about sex stuff. LOL.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Sheez. Am I the only one who’s not buying the product? =))
July 28th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Utakgago: Of course you’re not buying it! It’s not for you!! Hahahaha, where are you gonna put it anyway?!?!?! Btw, I’m chatting with you right now.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Oh, Juice! HECK, I’m not even Shrek to make that fit in my ear! Lol.
Oh well, I don’t need a sex toy. I need the real one. Like what you’ve said, it’s better: proven and tested!
July 29th, 2007 at 2:50 am
that’s fucking huge.
LOL i was thinking about the condom shop in lucky plaza this afternoon .. so they don’t ONLY sell condoms.. LOL hahahahahahaha
lol don’t worry im not buying THAT . .hahaha
but im just wondering .. does it run on battery or do you like have to plug it into the wall ? LOL
July 29th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
OhMiBod’s just.. meh.
Fleshlite is 1000x better than OhMiBod. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll make a post about it. Haha! Wala lang, girls have been raving about their sex toys.. paano naman kaming mga guys! Haha!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:26 am
omaygulay. lol. hahaha.
akin si ron, juice. hahaha. :)) sige iyo na si ron akin na si rup wakakk.
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tattt….eees….huuugeeee o____O
July 30th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Yeah, nothing beats the real thing! But when the real thing is intangible grab for the fake one for the moment.
July 30th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Haha, is it that much better if it’s an iPod accessory? Lol.
July 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
@Jhed Tell us something about your sex toys! Puhlease! (This just proves how insane I am)
@Utakgago You can always stuff it.. BACK THERE. Hahaha!
July 30th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
LOL at the significance of the product and at the price.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
[...] irony of it all: Juice just blogged about how the topic of sex comes naturally off my mind and keyboard; and here I am, [...]
July 30th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
LMAO! I was going to write a password protected post about how much I’ve been craving for some lately but felt even as a PPP it would be too open so just settled on saying it one line :-P
July 30th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
hahaha!
loves it. =P
July 31st, 2007 at 3:30 am
the ohmibod will probably make you go ohmiGod. :P
I wouldn’t buy this, but maybe because I’m not a girl… Or wait, do you get the ipod along with that? If so I’m buying it simply because for the ipod (I swear) lol
July 31st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
cool
August 4th, 2007 at 3:02 am
There should be sex games for the Wii.
That is all.
August 11th, 2007 at 5:08 am
Yeah, but in my experience… the people who TALK about sex a lot… are usually the people who aren’t getting enough or any at all, LOL.
Oh, go ahead… buy yourself one! It’s clean and good fun… without the emotional repercussions and the “day after” recriminations. Better than a one-night stand. You shouldn’t be embarrassed about wanting sex. It’s natural. We are all sexual beings.