On Cloning Cocks
Posted on March 24th, 2008. Filed under: Daily, Friends & Family, LULZ, Online & Tech.I’m actually in the middle of procrastinating with my essay which is due in about 12 hours. Instead of finding resources online, here I am blogging about a conversation me and my two best buddies had a few weeks ago in MSN. I was cleaning out my archives and I found this:
PS: I know this post may seem like I’m such a horny bitch, but let’s face it, we’re all horny mofos, I’m just more open about it next to your mom. HAW-HAW.
PPS: Why are guys so afraid of looking at cocks online when they’re alone? Are you scared to explore your gay side? Boooo.
Justine: u know what i really want?!?!?!?!?!
Justine: THIS ONE!!!!!! http://cloneawilly.com/
Chino: cock
Chino: not gna open that ahaha
Noemz: OMG JUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Justine: waaat?? HAHAHAHAH it’s cool right?!?!?!?!
Noemz: glow in the DARK>!>!>!
Chino: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Noemz: chocolate?!?!
Justine: yeahh!! and choclate!!!
Justine: and candle!!!
Noemz: blonde n BLACK? CANDLE?
Noemz: its pretty scary
Justine: blowjob practice!!
Justine: NOEMI IS SO SCARED OF COCKS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Justine: chino u gotta see this
Justine: http://cloneawilly.com/info_choc.php
Justine: SEE IT!!!!
Chino: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chino: HAHAAHHAHAAHAH
Chino: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Chino: NOOOOOOOOOO
Chino: sorryyy
Noemz: its scary cuz they hav a wide variety
..and the last one:
Justine: CUCUMBER GOOOD
Chino: equals to some goood masturbation
Chino: hahahahahahahahahhaha
Justine: hahahahaa i wish i had a dildo
Noemz: is it as cold n refreshing as u put in ur eyes?
*TOINK*
March 24th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Use tinyurl or moourl next time :P
March 24th, 2008 at 2:05 am
one in DEEP TONE please. hahahahaa!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 2:19 am
lol. wow. i kind of want one LOL. jk
March 24th, 2008 at 2:34 am
JUICE!!! I can’t believe what I’m reading! you are such a HORNY BITCH! Hahahahaha! j/k
BTW, you should definitely add that dildo in your wishlist for this christmas. LOL!
March 24th, 2008 at 2:37 am
Ooookay… but…
Your mouth touches the chocolate…
The chocolate was touched by the mold…
The mold was touched by the Willy…
Ergo, the Willy touches your… O_o
You’d better hope the gift giver is sanitary with his Mr. Willy.
I can just imagine giving those out on Easter Day. Instead of Easter Egg Hunt… well, you get the drift.
And do those come in low-fat chocolate? Because I’m on a diet. LOL.
March 24th, 2008 at 6:06 am
The industry of naughty gifts is getting more and more competitive. LOL
If they can only squirt chocolate…
March 24th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Papa Jesus (and the Easter Bunny and those darn Easter eggs) supposedly died for your sins and here you are sinning again and again? Hahahaha lololx!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:40 am
O NOES! JUICEE GONE WILD! lol
March 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Lol
I have nothing more creative to say. I just woke up with this being one of the first things I read today…XD
March 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
the should make these for boobies too. when I was in senior high, my best friend’s mum had one of her boobies taken out due to cancer, so my bastard friend took one of the artificial boobies to school and we err, played with it. when i think about it now, it was pretty sick LOL
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Reply: WTF?!?! Hahahaha.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’m not afraid at looking at cocks online. In fact, it’s the first thing I look for on the internet when I log in- wait, no.
March 24th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I think people also sell replicas of pornstar pussies. Yay for technology!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
ahaahahah
AHAHAHA
that was funny to read.
hahahahaha! ur really starting to use real names now huh? hahaha
March 25th, 2008 at 4:50 am
I’d buy this to my grandma.. rofllll..
March 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
haha. nalingaw ko nimo, jus. =P
March 27th, 2008 at 10:58 am
WHOA. o_o Ahahaha, now I’m starting to wonder what other things people come up with these days
March 27th, 2008 at 11:51 am
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I WANT ONE! YOU FIND THE COOLEST THINGS JUS!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
So…I haven’t been here too often lately, so I visit to see what’s going on and it’s glow-in-the-dark cock replicas.
wow…they must get some kind of business because the site kind of looks professional and they don’t look like they’re going out of business. Who would’ve thought there was a market for that? Learn something new everyday
March 27th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Six ways to clone a willy?! WTF?! Lol. Chocloate, candle, glow in the dark! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
March 28th, 2008 at 12:29 am
HAHAHA! FUNNYYYY. =))
Just think of all the board meetings they had just to come up with this one. Imagine like.. businessmen and they’re projecting all those things.. with charts and stuff.
Random thought. O_O
Hiiii Juiiiicceee!!
Amisyoooow!
March 28th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I think I need some SHADES for my eyes. LOL
March 29th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Omigosh that is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen LOL
I want one!!
If only they could quirt chocolate.. LOL
It’s just odd that they have so many to choose from.. Who comes up with this shit?
Ohh yeah, horny people like us LOL
[Haha to Cars, just imagine businessmen like.. Holding up the replicas and talking and pointing with them as they’re figuring all this out.. Like they do with little pointers haha
March 29th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I downloaded its instructional vid and showed it to my thesis mates. Hahahaha! You know, had to add something to inspire us aside from the downloaded clips from Xtube we repeatedly played during our overnight session. Lol.