A Butt Excuse
Posted on June 10th, 2008. Filed under: Daily, LULZ.I just had this conversation with my 8-year-old sister after I left her with my macbook while I had a shower. After taking a seat..
Me: Your ass is so hot!
Sis: WHAT?!
Me: Uh, I mean the chair feels so hot coz of your butt!
Sis: Well I always sit in hot places.
Me: It’s not the seat, it’s your butt. It’s just generally warm wherever you sit. It also means you’re going to have a lot of children.
Sis: Who said?!
Me: It’s a myth!
Sis: Where did you get that myth?
Me: Ask mommy.
Sis: Do you think Mommy has a hot butt?… Oh she doesn’t, coz she only has two children.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah I haven’t been posting much, I know. Between exams, friends having summer thus having a reason to go out, twitter, plurk and getting orgasms from this year’s WWDC.. there’s just so much to do.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:58 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Linux
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!11
I swear, someone telling an eight-year old that she has a hot ass (in THAT way) is disturbing.
June 10th, 2008 at 6:07 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows XP
Ade is right - I’m sure there are laws against that sort of thing
June 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Vista
LOL!
When I checked my Twitter account this morning, I was surprised that you posted like uh 10-20 times since I logged off last night. Lol. I’m not saying that you annoyed me with your tweets. I actually had fun reading them… especially this.
Keep Twitter ALIVE! Haha.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:34 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Vista
OMG, WTF kind of myth is that?
…with that said though, I have a totally hot ass.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:16 pm using Safari 525.18 on Mac OS X
Hmm.. where did that myth came from?
But its hella funny! =)) I don’t wanna have more than 2 babies. Lol. Wait, I think my younger brother’s ass is hotter than mine. =))
WWDC, hindi ko nanaman siya naabutan! I planned to watch it, but a) IDK when it begins and b) Probably sleeping time ko na when it starts. But I got an email from Apple about the iPhone 3G, sounds cool pero I’m sticking with my XpressMusic phone, ahaha.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Vista
lols. this one’s funny.
and i think i might have a lot of children. my chair feels hot too.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:02 am using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows Vista
I am mustering all self control to not tell my lola that she has a hot ass for having 11 children. LOL.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:24 am using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows XP
LMAO! My greatgrandma had like 12 kids, her butt must have been very hot. I don’t remember it being hot AT ALL though
June 11th, 2008 at 1:10 am using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.10 on Windows XP
I have a hot ass. Does that mean I’m gonna grow a uterus now?
June 11th, 2008 at 6:50 am using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Mac OS X
I totally second what Amanda said - the myth sounds ridiculous, but having said that, I have a hot ass too. :P
… I don’t think I want 11 children, though.
June 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
I like hot asses.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP
Ha ha i had never heard the hot arse children myth. Good to know cos my arse is always bloody freezing.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:45 am using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Vista
LMAO. My mom’s butt must be pretty cold then, because I’m an only child!
June 12th, 2008 at 11:26 am using Safari 525.20 on Mac OS X
and i like brunettes…
June 12th, 2008 at 4:58 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows XP
Sassy sister! Love her!
And yay for people who are so preoccupied with so much shit that life has to, er, offer. Go, us!
June 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows XP
LOL SUPERSTITIONS. I want a hot ass then!
June 14th, 2008 at 9:37 am using Opera 9.50 on Windows XP
What if I [think I] have a hot ass, but don’t want any children? D: