These questions are somewhat intended for me and for the rest of the world, duh. Why else would I have blogged about it.

Why am I such a lazy blogger these days?
Why is food even better when you’re avoiding it?
Should I make a mockery out of you?
Why isn’t Paddy blogging as much again?
Why am I smokin’ [...]

I just had this conversation with my 8-year-old sister after I left her with my macbook while I had a shower. After taking a seat..

Me: Your ass is so hot!
Sis: WHAT?!
Me: Uh, I mean the chair feels so hot coz of your butt!
Sis: Well I always sit in hot places.
Me: It’s not the seat, it’s [...]

According to Joyfulchicken, apparently I’m a TWITTARD (or whoever uses twitter out there). I have no idea what it means exactly but I don’t mind. Don’t mind being called a “twitter retard”? Something must be wrong. Twitter has already sucked the life out of me and I even think to myself sometimes, WTF was I [...]